There is a new diva in town. Her name is Amelia, she’s got her mom’s bank details, and she’s not cheap like the other 7-year-olds. A TikTok user named Stormy Lee posted a video, furious that her daughter was walking around the house with the Marc Jacobs Leather Tote Bag. All I have to say—apologies to her mother—is that she this child is innocent! Her only crime is craving glamour.
And she is so sure of herself, like she studied at the Madonna School of It-Girl-ology, Her mother starts, saying, “You did not order a Marc Jacobs $600 purse on my card,” to which she replies, very casually, “Well, I did.” Her mom lectures her by saying that no one her age has a $600 purse, to which she says smiling, “Well it sucks because I’m really not them…I’m not cheap like them.” Here’s where it gets interesting though. She turns it right around on Mom, saying she learned how to order online by watching her mom order things on her phone every single day. Then, mid-lecture, she just goes, “Can I go outside?” The rest of her OOTD is a very fab cornflower blue athleisure matching tank and shorts set. I love her!
Now. Marc Jacobs, you have one move you can make. Amelia has star power. She’s the face of your next bag. Get her to New York, get her a contract, and get her a bag! Pluck her out of second grade and onto your next billboard. STAT! She’s the epitome of a Brat, and we need her.
